भजन पैरोडी

thou esa tfVyrk,sa vius iSj ilkj jgh gSa rks O;fDr mlls mcjus ds fy;s dslh dh “kj.k ysuk pkgek gS blds fy;s lcus vius vius bZ”oj cuk fy;s gSa A vkSj le; le; ij mls eukus ds iz;kl djrk gS fd tks mlus ccwy cks j[ks gSa os dkaVs jfgr gks tk;sa vkSj muesa jlhys Qy yVdus yxsaA blds fy;s izkFkZuk uekt vnk djuk vjnkl djuk iwtk izeq[k gSa A bZ”oj dks txkus ds fy;s vusd mik; fd;s tkrs gsa mlesa ,d mik; gS laxhrc) lajpuk <ksy rk”ks eathjs ls txkuk A

yksd fiz;rk ikus ds fy;s izfl) fQYeh xkuksa ij tc xhr laxhr Hktu dk xk;u gksrk gS rks “kk;n Hktu rks de le> vkrk gS D;ksafd ok|ksa  dh vkokt vf/kd xWawtrh gS xkus ds cksy rks usiF; esa pys tkrs gSa pyrs jgrs gSa xkus ds cksy

eaMi ds uhps D;k gS eaMi ds uhps

eaMi ds uhps nsoh dh ewjr

ekbd yxs  <ksy eathjs vkSj ckts dh vkokt ds chp “kCn [kks tkrs gSa vkSj eu esa pyrk jgrk gS pksyh ds uhps D;k gS pksyh ds uhps *

जिन्दगी का सबक

gekjk ns”k d`f’k iz/kku gS A ysfdu fnu c fnu ik”pkR; laLd`fr ,oe~ ik”pkR; f”k{kk ds ek?;e us gesa izd`fr ls cgqr nwj dj fn;k gSA ge Hkkjrh;rk rks fcydqy Hkwydj ik”pkR; jax jax jgs gSa A Hkkjr dk vlyh thou xkao gS ;|fi fons”kksa esa [ksrh cgqr mUur gS ysfdu ogkWa e”khuksa us [ksrh esa Økafr yk nh gS ijUrq vke turk [ksrh ls ugha tqM+ ikrh gS ogh ijaijk vc gekjs ns”k esa  Hkh vk jgh gS A gekjh f”k{kk fdrkch gksxbZ gS A

  dHkh dHkh Ldwy ls fVªi tkrs gSa rks cPps gSjku jg tkrs gSa fd gesa [kk|kkUu dSls izkIr gksrs gSa vkSj fdruh esgur ls  ysfdu ns[kus ls esgur fdruh gksrh gS ugha le> ik;sA bl ckj  eSaus nks xeyksa esa ljlksa ds nkus Mky fn;s muesa ls dqN nkus QwV x;s A gjs gjs iÙks c<+us yxs  rks gjh ifÙk;ksa dh lCth cukus ds fy;s esa us ifÙk;ka fudkydj lCth cukbZ mldk Lokn gj ckj cktkj ls ykbZ gjh lCth ls cgqr vyx Fkk A tjk Hkh dlSykiu ugha Fkk A cgqr Lokn ls eDds dh jksVh ds lkFk lcus og lCth [kkbZ A ,d er ls lcdk dguk Fkk cgqr Lokfn’V lCth cuh gSA ckn esa tc mlesa Qwy vkx;s rks nks xeyksa esa feykdj ikWap ikS/ks cM+s gq,  Qwy ls Qyh cuuk fQj muesa nkus Hkjuk muds lw[kus rd  dh izfØ;k cPpksa us ns[kh mUgsa cM+h vPNh yxh A tc nksuksa xeyksa dh Qyh lw[k xbZ rks geus gVkdj Qyh esa ls cht fudkys FkzS”kj dk dke gkFkksa ls fy;k vkSj dksbZ lk/ku Hkh ugha Fkk A lw[kh Qfy;ksa ls cht fudkyrs cPps eq>s ns[k jgs Fks A ,d nks Qyh mUgksaus Hkh jxM+h vkSj dksey gkFk yky gks x;s fNyus dk Mj yxus yxkA QVd dj lkQ djds tc nkus gkFk esa vk;s rks yx rks cgqr vPNs jgs Fks ij cPps ns[kus yxs ]^ eEeh bruh esgur ds ckn rks djhc chl xzke nkus gkFk vk;s gSa *A

^gkWa csVk ,d ckj ds <ksdys esa NkSad yx tk;sxk* esaus galrs gq, dgk A

nksuksa cPps [kkuk Qsadus esa mLrkn Fks A nks rhu pEep pkoy NksM+ nsuk vk/kh jksVh  VqdM+s dj Mky nsuk mudh vknr Fkh A ,d pEep Hkh euk dj nsus ds ckn ugha [kkrs Fks A fdruk gh le>kvks vUu ugha Qsadrs ij mu ij dksbZ vlj ugha gksrk Fkk A ml fnu igyh ckj IysV lkQ Fkh A csVk ckksyk ]^ Bhd gS eEeh *

D;k dgrh xyk Hkj vk;k  tjk lh esgur us ftanxh dk cgqr cM+k lcd fl[kk fn;k 

मेरी कमाई

esjh dekbZ

csgn rst /kwi] mlus tgk¡ QM+ yxk;k gqvk Fkk] vk jgh FkhA oSls vDVwcj ds efgus esa /kwi bruh rsth esa gksrh ugha gS ij dgrs gSa bl /kwi esa rks fgju Hkh dkys iM+ tkrs gSa fcYdqy L;kg dkyk iryk nqcyk 20 lky dk yM+dk ukjaxh jax dh deht igus [kM+k FkkA lkph dks ,d iy Hkh [kM+k gksuk eqf”dy gks jgk Fkk ij y{eh x.ks”k dh ,d gh nqdku fn[k jgh Fkh ckdh lHkh Qy lCth okys FksA ;s y{eh x.ks”k dSls fn;s\ feêh ds gh gSa u IykLVj vkWQ isfjl ds vkSj pkbuk ds rks ugha gSa uA

vHkh yM+dk dqN dg ik;s fd ,d Qqndrh lh eghu vkokt vkbZ ^geUus cuk;s gSa ?kj iS^ ts x.ks”k th vkSj ts gkFkh eSaus cuk;s gSa tks lkaps ds uk;A^

^^rSus cuk;s gSa^^ lkaph us ml NksVh lh yM+dh dh vksj ns[kk tks /kwi ls cpus ds fy;s f[kykSuksa dh cuh nhokj ds ihNs cSBh FkhA okLro esa lkaps ds cus y{eh x.ks”k ls os x.ks”k laqnj Fks

^^gk¡ eSaus^^ og dgrs gq, tSls lkjh Vs<+h gks xbZA lkph mldh eklwfe;r ij galh vkSj mlus ikap N% f[kykSus y{eh x.ks”k lfgr [kjhnsA  tc rd og f[kykSus dkxt esa yisVrk jgk og mNyrh lh jgh nkSM+ dj dkxt Mys esa ls nsrh jghA iSls nsdj lkph tc  dkj dk  njoktk [kksy dj f[kykSus j[k jgh Fkh fd mlus ns[kk og yM+dh dwn dwn dj HkkbZ ls dg jgh Fkh ^HkkbZ chl #i;s ns u ]fcd x;s u esjs nks f[kykSus ]HkkbZ Hkw[k yxh gSA*

^^gk¡ gk¡ ys tk og nkSM+ dj lkeus fcdrs HkVwjs okys ds ;gk¡ igq¡p xbZAlkph mRlqdrk ls ns[kus yxh rks yM+dk cksyk^^ rhu fnu ls ihNs iM+h Fkh Nksys HkVwjs [kkus gSa ikik us MkaV fn;k Fkk lkeku ds iSls rks vk tk; nwljk ykWV cu tk; rc dqN cpsxk rc f[kyk,axs rks rhu fnu ls [kqn gh cuk jgh Fkh vkt lw[k x;s rks vius cuk;s f[kykSus jax dj ys vkbZA* lM+d ikj ls yM+dh dkxt dh IysV ij  HkVwjs yk jgh Fkh mldh pky eSa fot; dh fLFkjrk Fkh fQj HkkbZ ds ikl ykdj cksyh ^[kkvks HkS;k esjh dekbZ ds gSa dksbZ dqN ugha dgsxk [kkvksA^^ lkph dks mldh vka[kksa esa ,d mRlkg ,d fo”okl fn[k jgk FkkA

बबुआ का क्या होगा

Ckcqvk dk D;k gksxk \

      gk; esjh >qedh] gk; esjh pEik] gk; esjh deydyh*]--- djek vksek ds 'kjhj ls fyiV fyiV dj ph[k jgk FkkA gk;-- ns[kks ns[kks esjs ccqvk dh vEek dkS [kwu---esjh deht esa ckdks [kwu-- gk; gk; vc ccqvk dkS dk gksxks-- ok;s dkSu ikysxks esjks dk gksxks---dkSu jksVh cuk;sxks--- dgrk mls tdM+ tdM+ jgk Fkk fQj mBdj gksMk flVh dkj okys dks idM+ dj >d>ksjus yxk-- irks gS rSaus dk dj fn;ks--- ph[k dj vius ckykssa dks /kquus yxkA

      HkhM+ us xkM+h okys dks idM+ j[kk Fkk og ckj&ckj dg jgk Fkk esjh dksbZ xyrh ugha ;g >Vds ls #d x;k--- ij dksbZ dkj okys dh ckr lquus dks rS;kj gh ugh Fkk] vjs u'ks esa pwj jgrs gSa ;s cM+s vkneh--- xjhc dh dksbZ dher gh ugh le>rs--- bUgsa rks lcd fl[kkuk pkfg;sA [khapks lkys ls eky [khapksA

      eky [khapus dh ckr ij djek us vk¡[k Hkjdj xkM+h okys dh vksj ns[kk vkSj fQj ph[k fn;k gk;---esjh desjh HkkSr dke dÙkh gh --x`gLFkh pyk jbZ gh--- gk; vc dSls gksxks---A

      iqfyl dks Qksu dj fn;k D;k\ HkhM+ esa ls ,d cksykA

      xkM+hokyk ?kcjk x;k vjs ugha esjs ikl nl gtkj gS vki ys yks eSa ckgj dk jgus okyk gw¡ --oSls esjh xyrh ugha gS eq>s cgqr vQlksl gS--A

      HkhM+ c<+rh tk jgh Fkh xkM+h okyk ?kcjk jgk Fkk--HkhM+ ds gkFkksa iM+us dk vFkZ gS cqjh xr irk ugha D;k g’kz gks \^ vki tks dqN gS ys yks eq>s tkus nks---A*

      gjtk [kjpk ns jgk gS rks tkus nks HkkbZ pyks--- ckr [kRe djks iku ds [kks[ks okys us dgk]

      xkM+hokys dh tsc ls #i;s] ?kM+h] vaxwBh] ;gk¡ rd fd eksckby p'ek lc ysdj vksek dh yk'k ljdkbZ--- xkM+h okys us rsth ls dkj ihNs dh vksj dj  vkxs Hkxk nh tSls lLrs esa NwV x;k gks---A

      t:j u'ks esa gksxk rHkh rks p<+k nh A iku ds [kks[ks okys us ?kwjdj djek dks ns[kk--- vkSj cksyk u'ks esa dkSu gS lw¡?k yks--- /kqr gksds lkbfdy pyk jgk Fkk yM+[kM+k;k chch fxj xbZ cnfdLerh xkM+h okys dh] fd mlh le; ihNs ls vk;k jksdrs jksdrs Hkh Vdjk xbZ--- py tk ySds vHkh iqfyl vkrh ge lcus ns[kk gS u'ks esa /kqr gS bls idM+ dj vkSj can dj nsrh cpk fn;s bls--- eky Hkh fnyok fn;k iqfyl dk dsl er cukvks ;g Hkh pyk tk;sxk vc Hkkx tk ysdsA

      ,d efgus ckn gh djek ubZ C;kgrk dks xgus igukrk tk jgk Fkk-- ;s uFkuh--- ;s >qedk ;s xys dk gkj-- ckgj ccqvk Hkw[kk flld flld dj njokts ds ikl fldqM+ dj lks x;k FkkA

मिटटी

  feêh                               

^^vjs /kjeohj eq>s FkksM+h lh eqyrkuh feêh pkfg;s dgk¡ feysxh^^\ vfUork us vius ;gk¡ dke djus okys deZpkjh ls dgkA

 HkkHkh th yk; nw¡xkSa feêh okjsu iS fey tk;xh ij HkkHkh th fiNyh lky vc dh tc lcejflcy [kqnkS rc okes chp esa fudyh rks grh eSus rks dbZ grh HkkHkh th ts phduh feêh gS vPNh gS jk[k ysvksA ckbZ feêh rs f[kykSuk cur gS eSa rks yS x;kS cksjh Hkj dS cPpu us [kwc f[kykSus cuk;s ckds vc ?kj iS rkS uk; gk¡ yS vkmaxkSA

^^vc eSa feêh dgk¡ j[krh^^

dgdj vfUork us ckr [kRe dj nhA lkFk gh mls ?;ku vk;k feêh okys ls feêh yk;sxk cki js oks rks <sjh cuh iM+h gksxh A cPps [kwaanrs gksaxs gks Hkh ldrk gS dksbZ cPpk ml ij \ vks ckck uk

 ,d ls ,d nkeh phts mlds Mªkbax :e esa lth Fkh feêh ds f[kykSus mlus eq¡g fcpdk fn;k FkkA ij vc fpduh feêh dh mls Qsl iSd cukus ds fy;s t:jr iM+h Fkh fdrkc esa rjg rjg ds Qsl iSd fy[ks Fks gk¡ bldk lc lkeku esjs ikl gSA vfUork us lkspk dslj panu xqykc ty vjs ;g ljy gS ij Qqyj vFkZ ;g rks ugha gSA lkFk gh ml feêh ds vusdksa Qk;ns fy[ks Fks iwjs “kjhj ij Hkh yxk dj Luku djus ls “kjhj esa ped vkrh gS BaMd feyrh gSA mQ cktkj dh feêh rks xanh gksxh A mlus ?kjeohj ls feêh ykus dks euk dj fn;k vkSja C;wVh ikyZj ls pkj xqus nkeksa esa iSdsV a [kjhn dj ykbZ vkSj tru ls lkeku ds lkFk j[k fy;k A

निशुल्क ऑपरेशन

fu%”kqYd vkWijs”ku

v/;{kk dh thi esa ls 7&8 efgyk,¡ mrjhaA v/;{kk us lg lfpo ls dgk* lcds ipsZ cuok nks*  fQj nks lnL;k,¡ ftuds gkFk esa ifpZ;kWa Fkha muls cksyh]^ vc rd fdrus gks x;sA*

^ bUgsa feykdj djhc 110 ejht ns[k fy;s 15 ejht vkWijs”ku ds fy;s Nk¡Vs x;s gSA

      vLirky dh xkM+h ejhtksa dks vkWijs”ku ds fy;s ys xbZA nwljs fnu lHkh ejhtksa dks pk; uk”rk Qy oXkSjg lHkh lnL;ksa us ck¡VsA MkDVlZ dks /kU;okn fn;k x;k rhljs fnu fQj v/;{kk dh xkM+h vLirky ig¡qphA eqgYys ls ,df=r fd;s x;s] ejhtksa dks ysdj thi pyh xbZA var esa ,d ejht [kqn v/;{kk ds ?kj ij mrjhA og mudh lkl Fkh]  /khjs /khjs pyrh ejht vius NksVs ls dejs esa ig¡qph feys dacy dks rfd;s ds ikl j[kk vkSj ysVh gh Fkh fd v/;{kk vkbZ ]^eka th vkidk vkWijs”ku gks x;k gS vkSj vc lkQ fn[ksxk vc /;ku jf[k;sxk jksVh oXkSjg esa cky u fn[ksA*

 Qksu ij lQyrk iwoZd us= f”kfoj gks tkus dh v[kckjksa dks crk jgh FkhaA

                                                          

सब चलता है

Lkc pyrk gS

   

      eSa dgrk Fkk u dksbZ u dksbZ cank vk;sxk vkSj ns'k dks Hkz"Vkpkj ds nyny ls mckjsxkA ^iksiVyky us lqM+d dj pk; p<+kbZ vkSj <kos ds yM+ds ls dgk yk ,d vkSj yk eykbZ ekj ds*

      gk¡ th yks th vHkh yks th* yM+dk xans diM+s dks da/ks ij QVdkjrk py fn;kA

      ^vjs ! D;k-- ,d D;ksa-- eSa Hkh fi;w¡xk--- iksiVyky cksys ]rks rw fi;sxk rks rw dg ns] vc pkiywlh can--- vc Hkz"Vkpkj ugha pysxk---vc ns[kks--- etk--- ,d ,d dk--- rek'kk--- fudysxk ne--- okg! eS rks lksp lksp dj gh-- [kq'k gks jgk gw¡ D;k etk vk;sxk---- tc lc psgjks ij ls iqrk gqvk fudy tk;sxkA*

      ^gk¡ HkkbZ--- cgqr gks x;k] gj pht ds fy;s lqfo/kk 'kqYd nsuk iM+rk gSA bls dgrs gS--- lPpk usrk] eu djrk gS lc dqN cny tk;sA* ekLVj guqer jk; cksys

      ekLVj th vc cPpksa ds fy;s ,d ikB vkSj c<+ tk;sxkA D;ksa gS u dgdj ukudjke gk¡ gk¡ g¡l mBsA rHkh eksckby dh ?kaVh cth--- iRuh dg jgh Fkh jkeuxj ds 'kekZ th vk;s gS vke ] [kjcwts yk;s gS oks iwN jgs gSa csVs dh ekdZ'khV fudyokuh FkhA

      vjs dg rks fn;k Fkk--- vc vkt rks ;wuhoflZVh esa yM+dks us ccky dj fn;k gS eSa dj nwaxk dy- ugh ugh ijlks vk tk;saxs gk¡ dguk--ogk¡ rks ngh ds ehBs [kqjesa cgqr vPNs feyrs gSa

      rHkh iku dh nqdku ij yxs Vh oh ij [kcj vkus yxh--- /kjuk izn'kZu lc can /kjus okyksa dks [knsM+ fn;k x;k--^--eSa dgrk Fkk u dqN ugha gksxk nqfu;ka ,sls gh pysxhA iksiVyky us fxykl ogha Qsdrs dgkA