JOKES

*-That’s  quite a handsome hat “said the salesman to the customer ‘ when you put it on. It makes you look 10 years younger”

“Then I do not want to look 10 years older every time I take it off.”

·        Once upon a time there lived a king on a south Pacific Island who had a great passion for collecting thrones of all sizes ,shapes and descriptions .He had a second story built onto his grass hut, where he kept his collection of  thrones .And he went on adding new ones.

One day When the king added a particularly heavy throne ,the ceiling gave way and all the thrones crashed through and killed every one in the hut.

Moral People who lived in grass huts shouldn’t stow thrones.

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